"Whuffo" is a derogatory term used by skydivers to describe someone
that has never jumped out of a plane.
Its derived from the ubiquitous (and seriouslyannoying) question:
"Whuffo you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?"
Strangely enough, they seem to think they are being funny when they say this.
God, I wish I had a buck for every time some dumbass asked
me that question. The dumbest thing of all is that they always
seem to think this will be the first time I've heard it.
Every time some genius asks me that question, I get the distinct
impression that they believe I'm thinking something like:
"This person is SO clever to have made such a witty remark!"
Well no. I dont think that at all. In reality I usually think something more like:
"ZZZZZZZZ...uh...er...Jesus! This idiot actually thinks he's funny."
Remember, you don't have to be that idiot. You do have a choice.